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11.06.2025 00:24
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How did my ex move on very fast?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Resilience spacecraft’s status after moon-landing attempt is unknown - CNN
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Adopting the MIND Diet May Lower Dementia Risk at Any Age - Neuroscience News
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Elon Musk’s Reign of Corruption Chronicled in Elizabeth Warren Report - Rolling Stone
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ